Jesse James mistress Michelle "Bombshell" McGee and celebrity gossip commentator Chelsea Handler are in the midst of an awesome feud. Here's the rundown:
Handler wrote that "Michelle really believed that Sandra Bullock and Jesse James were separated and was 'shocked' to see them at the Oscars. I guess she doesn't read magazines, which makes sense since she basically has one on her face."
Good one. Offended by the tattoo joke, McGee then retorted on Facebook that Handler should "use some of that botox from your forehead and put it in your flabby underarm skin... I've seen better wings in a bucket of KFC chicken."
Harsh. Handler then addressed those comments on Wednesday's Chelsea Lately, wrinkling her forehead and quipping, "look at my forehead you dumb bitch!"
It gets better still.
Michelle McGee is no fan of Chelsea Handler lately... or ever.
Michelle "Bombshell" McGee went on the offensive on Facebook, writing: "Dear Chelsea, glad to see my grandma's old clothes put to good use in your wardrobe." Oooh.
"Her mu-mu's look AMAZING on you. P.S. You need to hire another midget to hold up those saggy boobies. All that breast feeding Chuy has really taken its toll."
Chuy Bravo is Handler's personal assistant who appears on her E! show.
That was a low blow. Your move, Chels. Make it a good one!